In the Kingdom of the Bland

“…it’s 9 o’ clock on ITV”

Posted by: mancunian1001 on: August 30, 2008

A tepid welcome to you all from In The Kingdom Of The Bland

Celebrating mediocrity, blandness and uniformity (albeit in a self depreciative way) is this new addition to the blogosphere, ‘In the Kingdom of the Bland’  The title is so-called after a lyric from the Half Man Half Biscuit song ‘CORGI Registered Friends’.

Formed by Stuart Vallantine, the brainchild of ‘East of the M60′, this blog intends to be a squirmfest and irreverent look on the bland.  This includes trash TV, cheesy music, keg bitter and fast food.

INKOTB accepts that life is in shades of grey and a pile of crud.  We know it is, and our other reader might think so too.  Rather than moping about it, we are going to laugh about it.  We know bills are rising, that house prices are falling but we’ve got look on the bright side.  We can and we must.  Laugh that is.

To my other reader of this blog (or anyone else who may be inadvertantly peering inward), ta-ta for now.

S.V, 29 August 2008

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